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Wtf even… Omg Paris really?

(Source: daily--celebs, via wastedteenagers)

I desperately don’t want to go to work right now. Five more hours to this day ugh.



the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

The one phrase that makes most girls lose their shit, it has pockets.

The struggle is real.

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"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

everyone who finds out I’m an accountant responds about how I must be so great at math… like no, I don’t really have exceptional math skills, I have Excel and a desktop calculator.

Haha right? Like I need to know where to put the numbers to start but I don’t actually do the math, technology does that these days.

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why does food guilt exist? It fit into my decided acceptable caloric allowance and I don’t actually have any problems with pizza cause my “unacceptable foods” are not necessarily the usual… But I think merely based on the time of day of consumption (930pm) I am feeling so awful about this… Oh god the irrationality of it all.

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ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

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Mateus William

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  • pumpkin spice coffee
  • pumpkin spice cereal
  • pumpkin bread
  • pumpkin pancake and waffles
  • pumpkin rolls with pumpkin spice icing
  • pumpkin ice cream (!!!)
  • pumpkin cream cheese muffins
  • pumpkin spice pumpkin seeds
  • pumpkin pie
  • pumpkin yogurt
  • pumpkin spice granola
  • pumpkin croissants
  • pumpkin…

They just opened a trader joes by me and I was so excited by this grocery line up.

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